Will "Filibuster's Bar & Grille" Change Its Name?

With the media continuing to provide hyperventilating, wall-to-wall coverage of the filibuster fight, I am waiting to see the story about whether the Holiday Inn dive bar called Filibuster's in Washington, D.C. will change its name, should the filibuster be eliminated. Will they rename it "Nuclear's?" Or will they call it "Cloture's?" Those are the tough questions that ordinary Americans want answers to. Stay tuned for this breaking news - I am sure we will see CNN's Inside Politics continue to ignore major national issues and instead devote hours and hours to this most serious question...